Big fake boobs are a bust

05/12/2010

IT HAD TO HAPPEN. THOSE BIG FAKE BOOBS THAT HAD MERE MALES slobbering, and stupid, insecure women demanding double Ds to compete in Boob Wars, have self-destructed.
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Last of the red-hot lovers?

05/05/2010

THE MOVIE KICK-ASS isn’t worth seeing, and it illustrates how gross, insulting and sleazy crap is offered up as entertainment. Actors Aaron Johnson and Chloe Moretz were here for a red-carpet premiere at AMC River East theater, and they should be ashamed of their stinky flick. Read more...

Kitty's litter is rehashed Oprah

04/28/2010

KITTY KELLEY’S OPRAH BIOGRAPHY is more than you ever wanted to know about our Oprah Winfrey, and most of what you’ve read before. Kelley has resurrected every interview, every salacious detail ever aired about the talk show host’s troubled early years, her TV success, her relationships to family, Stedman Graham, Gayle King, ad nauseum.
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Death is the ultimate reality TV

04/21/2010

WHY NOT A REALITY TV SHOW about death? The medium is already artery-clogged with corpses, bloody body parts, as macho and sexy detectives solve violent crimes with scenarios out of Mickey Mouse’s playbook. Some are so involved with macabre details they defy common sense, but that’s another column. Today let us look at pure and simple death.
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Blame nanny for cheating mate?

04/14/2010

BOYS WHO ARE REARED BY A NANNY, giving them a woman other than Mommy in their lives, may expect to have more than a wife in their beds.
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Training for marriage required

04/07/2010

YOU CAN’T LEGISLATE LOVE, but with divorce rates soaring some are pushing for mandatory pre-marital counseling. We take training and a test before we get a driver’s license and get behind the wheel, so why not prepare for that most serious step: a walk down the aisle … to heaven or hell?
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Your husband, my affair

03/31/2010

ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR, and we are dealing with male animals who want all the fruits of their jungle. “Me Jane, you Tarzan” is OK for breeding purposes, but today, with wealthy, pampered celebrities like John Edwards and Tiger Woods, we are seeing Tarzans with hungry eyes for sexual sampling on a major scale.
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Hey grandpa! Ready to die?

03/24/2010

OLD PEOPLE SHOULD COMMIT SUICIDE, insists British author Martin Amis in a Sunday Times of London interview, suggesting having “euthanasia booths on street corners, where elderly people can end their lives with a martini and a medal.”
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Recession-style love means divorce

03/10/2010

THERE ARE COUPLES staying together because they don’t have enough assets to share in a divorce, but for others love recession-style means splitsville.
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Seeds of suicide sown in childhood

03/03/2010

THE RECENT SUICIDE OF A TEENAGE SON OF FRIENDS prompts me to share the opinions and advice of psychologists, psychiatrists and other experts who believe the seeds of suicide are sown in childhood and are reaped after a final harvest of isolation from loved ones and hope, leading to self-destruction.
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