Hill and Bill to buy $11 million nest?

07/28/2010

OUR HILLARY CLINTON AND HER BUBBA BILL have been checking out luxury estates out east, and the New York Post says “sources” insist that a 20-acre spread in the Westchester town of Bedford Hills has them counting their pennies, er, their cash for the $11 million investment.
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Dumped lovers get revenge

07/21/2010

WE’VE ALL GIGGLED at the dumped lovers who Crazy Glued the genitals of their cheating partners, or marveled at the ripping up of the seats in a Mercedes, after “keying” the body of the innocent car. But one furious woman wanted a long-time revenge, so she figured out a smelly solution.
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Why can't Waltons be heroes?

07/14/2010

OUR CITY COUNCIL AGONIZED OVER PERMISSION for a second Wal-Mart store, and only the horrendous lack of a job market swayed them to OK the venture. WHY CAN’T THE WALTONS, with five spots for the 10 richest people in the U.S., (each has more than $18 billion) be more like philanthropic heroes Bill Gates and Warren Buffett?
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Do pampered pets deserve millions?

07/07/2010

BARK TWICE IF YOU AGREE and once if you don’t. Do pampered pets deserve to be left millions in owners’ wills, short-changing close relatives? THIS QUESTION, AND IF AN HEIRESS who changed her will to benefit her darling dogs was coerced, will be decided by the courts.
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Splitsville calls for documentation

06/30/2010

Who gets the dog and the couch? “DATING PRE-NUPS,” with no talk of marriage, are one way couples living together are avoiding potential problems if and when they break up. WHO GETS THE DOG, the couch, the TV, and who gets the friends?
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Two new Viagra-for-women pills soon

06/23/2010

NO LONGER SECOND-CLASS CITIZENS in the sex pill world, females will soon have their choice of two blockbuster aids. German pharmaceutical firm Boehringer Ingelheim introduced its “female Viagra pill” named non-sexy Flibanserin to our Food and Drug Administration Advisory Committee on June 18, which unfortunately voted unanimously that the benefits did not compensate for its adverse effects.
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Gores scratch 40-year itch

06/16/2010

SHOCKING? UNUSUAL? Who are you kidding? Couples divorcing after 30, 40 and 50 years are the tip of the iceberg! MILLIONS WOULD PROBABLY DIVORCE if they could afford it, or if they didn’t have religious obligations, or if they could resolve guilt feelings, or if they were not afraid to alienate their kids or grandkids.
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Men want sex robot that talks?

06/09/2010

FOR THE MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING, or thinks he has, we have the ideal gift. But is it the ideal gift if it talks, just like his girlfriend, wife or secretary? HAVEN’T WE BEEN BRAIN-WASHED TO THINK THAT MEN WANT subservient women: obedient, great in bed, and quietly playful?
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Cougars looking for love are doomed

06/02/2010

BAD NEWS FOR COUGARS — OLDER WOMEN who find love with men much younger: They die sooner! THE YOUNGER HER MATE IS, the harder it is on a woman’s health. Worn out? Perhaps. BUT FOR OLDER MEN who are with younger women it is the opposite. The men live longer!
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Jail time for vulgarity?

05/19/2010

WE BEG TO DIFFER. A young woman was given two days in the slammer for wearing a T-shirt to court that was obscene — but so what’s new? IF VULGARITY AND OBSCENITY are crimes, millions should be in jail.
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