'There are no honest lawyers'

02/01/2012

FOR THREE YEARS we used this line as an icebreaker at parties, “There are no honest lawyers.” Nobody ever disagreed.
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'Toddlers & Tiaras' teases tiny terrors

01/25/2012

TARTED-UP TYKES on TV in shows like Toddlers & Tiaras turn our tummy. Dressing up little girls and training them to wiggle, strut and make sexually suggestive moves as they sing and dance to win trophies is sick, sick, sick. Who can forget the ill-fated beauty pageant princess JonBenet Ramsey, killed in her home? Her murderer has never been caught and early rumors that her parents were in some way guilty have been discarded. JonBenet’s prancing and gyrating on stage, dressed as a sexy cowgirl, attracted a killer. Can sick, sexy kiddie pageants cause more deaths?
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Cheating husbands big on Botox, bronzer

01/18/2012

CHEATING HUSBANDS are easy to spot for wives who notice the little things, and the big things as well. PSYCHOLOGISTS TELL US that warning signs are changes in his normal lifestyle. He works away from home more, suddenly changes his hair styling, works out to lose weight, buys Armani briefs (or new sunglasses, perhaps Gucci loafers, a new Hermes scent) - all indications he’s seeing himself in a new role.
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No sex costs husband $13,500

01/11/2012

OF COURSE IT HAPPENED IN FRANCE! A JUDGE FINED A HUSBAND $13,500 in damages because he failed to perform in the bedroom during their 21-year marriage.
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The three ages of women

01/04/2012

DAHLINGS, THERE ARE THREE AGES FOR WOMEN - YOUTH, MIDDLE AGE AND "YOU LOOK FABULOUS!" BUT WITH INJECTABLES AND PLASTIC SURGERY, there may be only two left - youth and "fabulous," since money can erase the wrinkles, the sags and bags, the grey hair, the tummy fat and the underarm "wings."
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Lab-made meats on plates in 2012?

12/28/2011

WILL IN VITRO and LAB-MADE BEEF, CHICKEN AND PORK will have you smacking your lips and lickin' your fingers in 2012? IT DOES NOT SOUND APPETIZING but we are being assured by scientists that they can create delicious meat from animal stem cells and the products should be in your grocery or restaurant in 2012.
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Peace on earth and in your heart

12/21/2011

CAN YOU BELIEVE CHRISTMAS CREPT INTO OUR LIVES so quickly? Thanksgiving comes and before you can take a breath, the holidays are here. There are some old chestnuts about Christmas that should be repeated.
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The ugliest woman I ever met

12/14/2011

MY BOYFRIEND WANTED ME TO MEET his adored Aunt Harriet, and when she opened the door of her home I was shocked. He had never said a word about her appearance, and suddenly I was face to face with a Frankenstein-like, larger-than-life woman.
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Do you have the right to die?

12/07/2011

SLOWLY, PAINFULLY, OR WITH DIGNITY? Should terminally ill patients be allowed to ask for, and get, compassionate physician-assisted suicide? DR. MEHMET OZ, and many of his colleagues, say yes. But everyone has their own opinion and it varies from case to case.
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We mourn Maggie Daley, Queen of Chicago

11/30/2011

OUR BIG MAMA, with a heart dedicated to her "family," which included all the citizens in this fair city, has left us saddened but grateful we were gifted to know gracious, savvy and strong Maggie Daley, Queen of Chicago. She would be the first to dismiss that title, for this no-nonsense woman had no use for phony "tags." Maggie looked you in the eye, was friendly, warm, never put on airs or wanted a mantle of greatness.
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